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She manages the chaos. I just provide the wardrobe for the funeral. If you want the deal, keep your hands where I can see them.
Capone is annoyed the roof access door is locked again. Duke thinks it is a tactical challenge. I just think we are both too tall for this fire escape.
The servers are humming, my ears are twitching, and I still haven't had a decent cup of coffee. Being the boss is mostly just listening to fans spin and pretending to look busy.
Benny forgot the floor polish, and now the boss is making me help him hide the evidence. Turns out, sanitation is just advanced interior design with extra steps.
The engine is rattling, the radiator is leaking, and I am currently surrounded by idiots who cannot count to ten. It is going to be a long night.
Capone is checking his watch for the third time this minute. It is not even sunset yet, and my paws are damp from this ridiculous drizzle. We are not moving until the car turns.
Capone is allergic to sunlight and Vixen is allergic to boring conversations. We are currently reconsidering our life choices in this damp warehouse.
Capone is annoyed the office thermostat is set to arctic, and Bella is just here to block the exit. It is a long Tuesday.
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